H E Y L I S T E N ! ! !
SEE THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE??? THIS IS JESS MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND TODAY IS HER B I R T H D A Y ! ! !
SHE’S A GR8 SINGER, A TOTAL CUTIE, HAS THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER, AND IS THE NICEST SWEETHEART YOU WILL EVER MEET
DO ME A FAVOR AND
W I S H H E R A H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y P L E A S E
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or eitheris it read or read
I hate all of you so much right now
you don’t seem content with this content
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
still better than every other song
I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.
might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9